1. My favorite coffee cup is now in my possession! Mu-hahaha-ha-ha. Ha. According to the copyright on the cup’s artwork, it’s 2 years younger than I. For those doing math at home, you can’t since you’re missing a variable; unless you subscribe to the Principle of Explosion. There are a few other important facts about this cup: I never remember a time in my life not seeing this cup in the cupboards The bottom of the cup says it was made in Japan When I was 2 (or maybe 3), my parents went to Japan Thusly, it can be said that this cup is as old as I am. It could also be said that this cup is my life cup. The Gus holy grail, if you will. Finally, who’s the bestest mom ever? … My mom! Thanks, Mom!

    My favorite coffee cup is now in my possession! Mu-hahaha-ha-ha. Ha. According to the copyright on the cup’s artwork, it’s 2 years younger than I. For those doing math at home, you can’t since you’re missing a variable; unless you subscribe to the Principle of Explosion.

    There are a few other important facts about this cup:

    1. I never remember a time in my life not seeing this cup in the cupboards
    2. The bottom of the cup says it was made in Japan
    3. When I was 2 (or maybe 3), my parents went to Japan

    Thusly, it can be said that this cup is as old as I am. It could also be said that this cup is my life cup. The Gus holy grail, if you will.

    Finally, who’s the bestest mom ever? … My mom!

    Thanks, Mom!