Proper use of glassware

A perspective of an evening and an event by a friend:

At approximately 11:16pm it ceased holding $12 liquids per it’s design specification. I opened a trouble shooting ticket that was escalated to 2nd level support who closed it while classifying it as “user error”.

Unconvinced we were using said hardware outside it’s normal mode of operation, Gus reopened the ticket. It was then promptly demonstrated to Gus that we were in fact using said hardware wrong. Had we RTFM’d we would have discovered that the intended use for said glassware at the Map Room is to be inserted rectally into patrons asses by their bartenders.

Who knew?